Saturday, November 25, 2006

Happy Holidays, Everyone

Well, another wonderful holiday season is upon us. Centaur Johnson is certainly christening the yule season with a bang. Carmelo and JR Smith were last night also, as they combined for 61 points ( and JR cussed at George Karl and stormed off the court in the first half). Mr. McFadden from Fayetville is also giving lots of gifts( He may be the sexiest package in College Football this season. He reminds me a lot of Centaur and Danish). Apparently Mr. Romo is also in the holiday spirit. Mack Brown apparently, is not. How in the fuck do you lose to Kansas St. and A&M in consecutive weeks? Why would you start a quarterback that is clearly injured and apparently didn't have any feeling in his passing hand until the Wednesday before the game? If you give up 45 points to a horrible Kansas St. team, then can't score more than 12 at home against an average A&M team, then you deserve to play in the Sun, Holiday, Independence, or whatever bowl it is going to be. All they had to do was beat two crappy teams, then beat an overrated Huskers team and they are in the BCS championship game. Instead, they are going to be bowling for Dollars in Shreveport or some other terrible location. With all this being said, losing games ( even to Kansas St) are forgiveable, but having injured/unhealthy players play when you know they aren't at 100 % is unacceptable. Jevan Snead was a consensus all american and put 35 on the board against Kansas St. He could have gotten the win. Watching Colt at 30% was painful and reminded me a lot of the "Wing Right, Run Right " formations that the Maroon Force used to roll out on Saturday afternoons. Way to cost your University 12 million, Mack. Granted- he won the National Championship last year, so that will always be a feather in his cap, but putting Colt in that position yesterday was ridicuolus. Hopefuly the injury won't be anything permanent/serious.

The only thing that made watching that game worse was having to listen to Paul McGuire. Why can't he just die? ESPN didn't offer him a gig when they expanded to Monday nights, so why can't he just take the hint and go host jacuzzi parties with FUPA?

Today my son went to go meet TO at the SMU Barnes and Noble, so obviously we are all proud of this historic accomplishment. Once I have the photo I will post it. This is a defnining moment in my life and I am so proud. Speaking of TO, where are all his critics now? It looks like he is close to the leaders in touchdowns, receptions, yardage, etc... Think what his totals would be if he had had Romo all season. Once again, another example of how terrible the East Coast media is. The Chattanooga Cheetah will always be a force of the Ampsnation.

On Monday I am off to San Diego for two weeks, and I will try and find Danish and Vincent. I should have lots of free time at night so we will get the HH awards banquet posted. I'm still waiting to hear back on a couple of things.

In closing, I'm keeping my fingers crossed that the USC babies will put Weis out of his memory. I'm sure Weis and Fupa had an extra long jacuzzi session after the Tampa Bay Game. McQuistan and Kosier served as the honorary towel boys this week.

How Amps is Romo for also nailing Jessica Simpson?


Best to all of you and your families on this Holiday season.

Again, I would like to thank Centaur and Carmie for making the holidays such a great one so far, and I can't wait to see what Danish's offerings are. Also, I'm hoping that Randy Gene continues with his amps like performances. We're shooting for 20 yards this week.

I'll talk to you guys on Monday Night from Danish Land.


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1 comment:

Ampy said...

What about that aggie Amps that late-hit Colt at the end of the game only to be kicked out of the game? Issues?